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Gym

Porn featuring a gym or fitness club as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

Everybody here is sweaty anyway - might as well get some fucking in and make it worth your while.

Hotel

Porn featuring a hotel, motel, or inn as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

What could be better than a place where you can have the messiest sex you can imagine but you don't have to wash the sheets yourself? Just step out for lunch and bam, they're clean!

Church

Porn featuring a church as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

If you're going to transgress, you might as well go all the way. Sex feels dirtier in a place where everything's supposed to be cleaner.

Barn

Porn featuring a barn as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

What better place to take a country girl than out into the barn? As long as there's clean straw, everything should go perfectly.

Plot Based

A long-form porn movie with a story and script; may be a comedy, drama, parody, or some combination of those or other elements.

Because sometimes, when you've gotten tired of both basic cable drama AND gonzo, you want something that has all the best and worst features of both.

Bar

Porn featuring a bar, pub or tavern as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

Bars are notorious for being the best pickup joints - it's where people's inhibitions are lowest, but usually the score doesn't actually happen there. Sometimes, though, if you're lucky, you don't have to take your date home.

Public

Porn featuring a public setting as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

If you're an exhibitionist but there's nobody at your house, where else are you supposed to go?

Hospital (Drs. Office)

Porn featuring a hospital, doctor's office, or medical facility as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

If you have an erection for more than our hours, they say, see a doctor. She'll know how to handle it.

Sex Club

Porn featuring a sex club, swingers' club, or public sex venue as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

Even if a Sex Club sounds like a great way to be bludgeoned into unconsciousness, it's really just a place where people go to fuck in public.

Shower

Porn featuring a shower as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

There's nothing like a nice hot shower when you're cleaning up a mess. Or getting ready to make one. Or making one in the shower. Hell, showers are nice any time.

German

Performers of German descent.

Never mind what you've heard about German porn - they do it the same way we do. And contrary to popular opinion, the women aren't all blonde.

Muscular

A body type for men or women characterized by well-developed musculature and physique.

Some muscles are more important than others, but it's nice to have a fuckbuddy who pays attention to all of them.

Pierced Penis

Any of a number of piercings performed on the head or shaft of a man's penis, including but not limited to the Prince Albert, the ampallang, the apadravya, or the dydoe piercings.

If Prince Albert had only known what he was going to be remembered for in the twenty-first century, he might have picked out a nice hat instead.

Fisting

The insertion of a hand in a partner's vagina or rectum.

It's not just for people with tiny hands any more.

Foot Job

The use of the feet as a method of stimulating or masturbating a penis.

When a handjob just seems too easy and a blowjob just seems too wet.

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