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A sexual position in which a person resting on his or her shoulders and neck with hips in the air is penetrated by a partner standing over him or her and thrusting downwards.

It doesn't involve quite as much machinery as it sounds like there might be, but there is a small risk of spinal injury.


The practice of removing hair from the face or body for the enhancement of sexual gratification.

It's a chore unless it's going to make it more pleasant for someone to be rubbing against you. Or unless you just like razors.


Porn featuring a swimming pool as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

She's already wet - dive in!


In porn, a sexual gathering in which there is a roughly equal number of participants of both genders totalling at least six; distinguished from a gangbang in that one person is not the focus of the group. In orgies, people tend to move from partner to partner freely.

Like a buffet for your genitals - try a little bit of everything, keep moving, and go back to what you like best.

Reverse Cowgirl

A sexual position in which a man lies on his back and a woman straddles and rides him while facing away from him.

Topographically speaking, reverse cowgirl is basically just doggy style, but with the girl doing all the work


Porn featuring a wedding or nuptial situation as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

Everybody's on the prowl at a wedding - bridesmaids, groomsmen, in-laws - if you're lucky, even the bride and groom are still cruising for some action!


Porn featuring a shower as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

There's nothing like a nice hot shower when you're cleaning up a mess. Or getting ready to make one. Or making one in the shower. Hell, showers are nice any time.

Plot Based

A long-form porn movie with a story and script; may be a comedy, drama, parody, or some combination of those or other elements.

Because sometimes, when you've gotten tired of both basic cable drama AND gonzo, you want something that has all the best and worst features of both.


Rubbing a woman's vagina against another woman's for the purpose of sexual stimulation; short for "tribadism".

Short for 'tribadism' and known to the middle-schoolers who write the Urban Dictionary as 'scissoring,' tribbing involves rubbing body parts together for sexual gratification. It's just rubbing! And rubbing is racing.


Porn featuring a boat, ship, or other waterborne vessel as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

It's the motion of the ocean, but it's the size of the boat, too. How are you going to manage standing doggy? We're gonna need a bigger boat.


Porn featuring a beach as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

Watch out for the undertow and bring your sunscreen; you do want to get sucked in and you do want to get all hot and bothered, but always consider safety first when you're at the shore.


Porn featuring a bar, pub or tavern as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

Bars are notorious for being the best pickup joints - it's where people's inhibitions are lowest, but usually the score doesn't actually happen there. Sometimes, though, if you're lucky, you don't have to take your date home.


The practice of causing a person's anus to gape, allowing insertion of objects or observation of the rectum.

The best thing about a gaping asshole is that no matter what size the cock you've brought along, the asshole always looks amazed.


Porn featuring a barn as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

What better place to take a country girl than out into the barn? As long as there's clean straw, everything should go perfectly.


Performers of German descent.

Never mind what you've heard about German porn - they do it the same way we do. And contrary to popular opinion, the women aren't all blonde.

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