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Piledriver

A sexual position in which a person resting on his or her shoulders and neck with hips in the air is penetrated by a partner standing over him or her and thrusting downwards.

It doesn't involve quite as much machinery as it sounds like there might be, but there is a small risk of spinal injury.

Rimming

The practice of stimulating the nerves of the anus by licking or tonguing; non-penetrative, but often seen in conjunction with other anal play.

Also known as tossing the salad, rimming is the same as the rusty trombone, except you don't have to handle the slide.

Pussy Torture

The practice of inflicting pain on the female genitalia by various means including clamps or other devices or by inflicting blows on the vagina with toys or bare hands.

Bad kitty.

Side Saddle

A sexual position in which one person is penetrated while riding the other, but facing to the side rather than toward or away from his or her partner.

When you feel like some dirty fucking but still want to be ladylike.

Non-sex

A performance in a porn movie that does not include explicit sexual activity.

Well, somebody has to do the real acting.

Pool

Porn featuring a swimming pool as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

She's already wet - dive in!

Church

Porn featuring a church as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

If you're going to transgress, you might as well go all the way. Sex feels dirtier in a place where everything's supposed to be cleaner.

Boat

Porn featuring a boat, ship, or other waterborne vessel as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

It's the motion of the ocean, but it's the size of the boat, too. How are you going to manage standing doggy? We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Beach

Porn featuring a beach as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

Watch out for the undertow and bring your sunscreen; you do want to get sucked in and you do want to get all hot and bothered, but always consider safety first when you're at the shore.

Gaping

The practice of causing a person's anus to gape, allowing insertion of objects or observation of the rectum.

The best thing about a gaping asshole is that no matter what size the cock you've brought along, the asshole always looks amazed.

Bar

Porn featuring a bar, pub or tavern as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

Bars are notorious for being the best pickup joints - it's where people's inhibitions are lowest, but usually the score doesn't actually happen there. Sometimes, though, if you're lucky, you don't have to take your date home.

German

Performers of German descent.

Never mind what you've heard about German porn - they do it the same way we do. And contrary to popular opinion, the women aren't all blonde.

Tribbing

Rubbing a woman's vagina against another woman's for the purpose of sexual stimulation; short for "tribadism".

Short for 'tribadism' and known to the middle-schoolers who write the Urban Dictionary as 'scissoring,' tribbing involves rubbing body parts together for sexual gratification. It's just rubbing! And rubbing is racing.

Plot Based

A long-form porn movie with a story and script; may be a comedy, drama, parody, or some combination of those or other elements.

Because sometimes, when you've gotten tired of both basic cable drama AND gonzo, you want something that has all the best and worst features of both.

Shower

Porn featuring a shower as a location for sexual or erotic activity.

There's nothing like a nice hot shower when you're cleaning up a mess. Or getting ready to make one. Or making one in the shower. Hell, showers are nice any time.

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